Hello there, all you cyber surfer types. Did you press that button? Well you can't say you weren't warned. I have no sympathy for you.
Anyway, you are most welcome. I hope you find something to interest you here, or, failing that, something to amuse or irritate you.
There is a sealed off section of this site, which requires you to enter your username and password. You can do that next, always assuming that you have managed to sweet talk me into giving you the information.
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Please don't bother clicking on the links "About me", "The cats", or "Rants", because I'm a lazy bugger and I haven't finished writing them yet. You can click on them if you really feel the urge to, but they won't take you anywhere yet; but if it makes you feel better, go ahead. It's a free world, unless you happen to be doing something that Dubya disagrees with, in which case he'll bomb the shit out of you, probably doing away with a sizeable percentage of his own forces in the process. Every cloud has a silver lining.
Unfortunately, that also means you'll have to put up with his pet poodle, the world famous snivelling Tony Blair. I find it difficult to believe that anybody voted for him; just goes to show you what the peasants are capable of believing. I don't know, stomp all over them for years, lie through your teeth, act like Dubyas bitch, and earn the contempt of every sane person this side of Betelgeuse, but come election time all you have to do is promise to cut tuppence off income tax and all the sheep meekly vote for you, just like they're told to do.
BAAAAAAAAAA!