THE GATEWAY. ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE


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Serendipity, or at least the wonders of modern clicknology, have delivered you to this site. It has several features that may annoy or offend you, probably both. You may also be subject to various other feelings, but it is my intention to accept no responsibility whatsoever for either your state of mind or your emotional well-being.
This site is not recommended for children, Christians, royalists or the inland revenue. It is not recommended for those who think sex is not a GOOD! thing. Topics discussed or abused or satirised in this site may include, but are not limited to;
Witchcraft, Sex, Magic, Cats, Books, Drugs, Politics, Royalty, Advertising, Peanut butter, Garlic, Thanatophilia, Venetian blinds, and whatever else takes my fancy from time to time.
You have ben warned.
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